Duckball

This is Durga and her Duckball...

This is what is on Durga's mind most times...

(Sung to the tune of the 1960s Batman theme song.)

"Duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, DUCKBALL! 

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, bury, bury, bury, bury, bury, bury, bury, bury... DUCKBALL!

Duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, DUCKBALL!"

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She takes the toy away.


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"Give it back. Why are you taking it? I want it. Give it back. That's my duckball.

(20 mins later) Why did you take duckball? I want it back. Give it back. Did you hide it somewhere? Is it under here? Is it up there on that thingy? Where is it? 

(another 20 mins later) I miss duckball."

***

"Here. Go play upstairs," she says as she tosses the toy.

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"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKBAAAAAAAAALL!

(Still being sung to the tune from the 1960s Batman theme song.)

Duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, duckball, DUCKBALL!

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, bury, bury, bury, bury, bury, bury, bury, bury... DUCKBALL!"